Established, Discord, The Internet

Parnaby, Ignatious,
Sotherby & Smithe Attorneys at Law

P.I.S.S. LLP

"We Take Your Problems Seriously,
So You Don't Have To"

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I.

Digital Jape Division

Specialising in Discord-based impersonation, fictional corporate entities, and the legal fallout thereof.

II.

Vibes-Based Litigation

Where the evidence is thin but the grievance is real, P.I.S.S. LLP will find a way to bill by the paragraph.

III.

Canine Advocacy

River's distress was noted. It is not actionable in most jurisdictions. We are working on that.

Areas of Practice

01

Reputational Harm (Discord)

Were you implicated in a jape you did not commit? Were your name bandied about a server without cause? We see you. The vibe was off. This cannot stand.

02

Fictional Corporate Impersonation

Whether you're the perpetrator seeking to get ahead of things, or the wronged party seeking damages, P.I.S.S. LLP has handled exactly this type of case before.

03

Punitive Damages: Audacity

Sometimes the harm is not quantifiable. Sometimes it is simply the sheer nerve of it all. We specialise in converting audacity into a billable line item.

04

Loss of Innocence (Perceived)

Once you are considered the type of person who might do something like this, you can never fully go back. The seed has been planted. Let us help you water it — legally.

05

Emotional Distress: The Suspicion Period

The window between accusation and exoneration during which keyboards were stressed, fingers strained, and messages composed under duress. Compensable.

06

Veterinary Technology Fraud

Primarily a niche area. We do, however, have direct experience. Enquire within. River is available as a character witness, schedule permitting.

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